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The high seas are a dangerous place, yo. Hunter, Lord of the Krakens, roused his monster army to repel the bands of brigands hunting for treasure in his waters.


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And that's the story of how I became Uncle John.


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Ten years ago today I walked out if the ICU after very nearly dying from Galactic Stupid. (A goddamn allergic reaction ( Read more... )

I got to see my (current) very favorite band back in October. I managed to sneak backstage with them after their set at the shitty little hipster club they were playing at and got HEROICALLY drunk ( Read more... )

My phone speech thingy recognizes the word masturbatorium.

Consider this your only warning.

(Posted from the NotBatphone)

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